The Cosmic Baseline Assessment™
Your charts. Your reality. Where to focus first.
You've probably had a chart reading before.
You felt seen. You took notes. You went home inspired.
And a month later, nothing had actually changed.
That's not a you problem. That's what happens when insight stays in the head and never connects to where you actually are right now.
The Cosmic Baseline Assessment™ is different. This isn't a reading - it's a diagnosis.
I map your current reality against your charts - your Astrology, Human Design, Cycles and Numerology - across the 5 Core Foundations of COSMICOLOGY.
Not to give you more information to file away. To show you exactly where you're blocked, where your natural energy is being suppressed, and where the smallest shift will create the biggest movement.
What it is
You complete a short intake form mapping where you currently are across the five foundations of COSMICOLOGY:
Safety - how regulated your nervous system feels day to day, what grounds you, where you feel most blocked
Connection to Self - how well you know your natural rhythms, how often you override your own instincts, how much you trust your inner knowing
Connection to Others - where you're masking or people-pleasing, how authentically you show up, how easily you communicate your needs
Mission - how clear you are on what you're here to create, how aligned your current work feels, where the gap is between where you are and where you want to be
Embodiment - the energy or way of being you most want to step into in this next chapter
I then map your reality against your charts - your astrology, Human Design and numerology - to identify where you're blocked, where your natural energy is being suppressed, and where the smallest shift will create the biggest movement.
Within 7 days you receive a personally recorded 20-30 minute video from me walking you through what I found and exactly where to focus first.
What you get
Personalised intake form covering the five COSMICOLOGY foundations
Full chart analysis across your astrology, Human Design and numerology
Personally recorded 20-30 minute video with my findings and recommendations
PDF report of the presentation
A clear map of where to focus to see real results
Investment = £222
Optional - Upgrade to add on an in-depth live Session
Everything above, plus a 1-hour Zoom together once you've watched your video.
You arrive at the call already primed - having processed the diagnosis in your own time. The live session becomes a genuine depth conversation rather than information delivery. We go further into what came up, answer what surfaced, and map your next steps together.
Everything in the Cosmic Baseline Assessment
1-hour live Zoom session - available Tuesday to Friday, 10am-5pm UK time
Space to go deeper into what the video revealed
Clear next steps mapped together
This is your starting point - not your only step
This naturally leads into the Embodiment Programme - six months of working through what the Baseline reveals, with my full support. Many women who begin here go on to join the programme. Some find the Baseline alone gives them exactly what they need to move forward independently. Both are valid. If you do chose to join the programme, you can deduct the price of the Assessment from the programme.
Feedback
"My biggest afterthoughts are... I feel validated. Totally seen, heard and understood. It's reassuring and kind of soothing to know that I'm on the right path and to trust that even when it feels wobbly. I never fully embraced my spirituality because I felt like a bit of a fraud, having suppressed it all for most of my life. In the last few years I've been more open to receive and have felt so much more connected..so the insights you've provided have really struck a chord and made me really emotional (in a good way). The whole numerology piece was amazing as I've never had that read before - my mind is blown as this and how well it aligns with the other aspects of my HD / Astrology. I feel empowered by the knowledge and insights I now have."
Heather, Intuitive Virtual Assistant
"All the guidance that has come to me in the last year is almost stated word for word throughout the report you created. It is like everything is coming together at this moment to guide me forwards at this threshold point of menopause to refine my essence for the next part of my journey. Love it! Great clarity and peace around who I am and how I sift through any exterior noise and information in the coming months/years. Such a powerful and enlightening process, even at the same time as nothing really coming as a surprise. Lots of head nodding!”
Anna, Women’s Circle Facilitator
"Thank you Lauren for this offering! I was feeling very lost in my life after following my intuition to quit my corporate job and also knowing my Saturn return was coming up. It was really helpful to zoom out big picture, check out my blueprint from many perspectives -numerology, astrology, human design - and see my challenges as my strengths in training. Thank you thank you!
Solana, Data Analyst / in transition
"Thank you so much for this. The start of a new 12 year cycle you saw in my chart makes so much sense, everything I have been working on for the last two years is finally clear and I am confident and ready to start sharing how I can help people "
Sue - Menopause Doula
it's time
it's time
About me
I have a psychology degree and twenty years in corporate marketing. I'm also a 6/2 Manifesting Generator, a Pisces Sun with Scorpio Rising, and someone who spent most of her adult life building success in systems that were never designed for how her mind works.
In February 2022 I was diagnosed with ADHD. Five months later, stage 3 bowel cancer.
Surgery. Chemotherapy. Everything stopped.
That stopping changed everything. For the first time I wasn't pushing through or performing. I was forced to actually listen - to my body, my charts, my patterns - and question whether the life I was building was genuinely mine.
COSMICOLOGY was built from that reckoning.
I'm also a mum to Leo, which means everything I share has to work in real life - in the middle of school runs, tired evenings, and the beautifully messy edges of being human.
This work isn't theoretical. It's the actual path I've walked.